17 de jan de 2009

você é feio, e sua mãe te veste engraçado.

hank hates you all.
a few things i've learned on my travels through this crazy little thing called life.
one, a morning of awkwardness is better than a night of loneliness.
two, i probably won't go down in history, but i will go down on your sister.
and 3, while i'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. i'm not talking about a huge 70's playboy bush or anything. just something that reminds me that i'm performing cunnilingus on an adult.

but i guess the larger question is why is the city of angels so hell bent on destroying it's female population.